Friday, January 25, 2008

Thought you should be aware of the following

Emails with pictures of your mum are being sent and the moment you open these emails somebody prods a kitten with a sharp stick.

If you get an email along the lines of ‘Please open this attachment’ or ‘Pretty please open this attachment’ DO NOT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT. Unless you really want to.

This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe. Be considerate and send this warning to all those you know, especially people you don’t like.

You should be alert during the following days. Do not open any message with an attached file called 'Picture of a puppy’ regardless of who sent it, even if its your mum. This attachment will open up a picture of a puppy and distract you from work.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts.
In fact why not just send it to everybody you know. Even people you don’t know might benefit from the information. Send it three times to each of them just to be sure.

If you receive a mail called 'Invitation', even though it is sent by a friend, do not open it, but shut down your computer immediately and evacuate the building and get your colleagues to do the same. This virus will destroy your office building and erase anybody in it from history.

This is the worst virus announced by John Cravens Newsround. It has been classified by Microsoft as frankly daft.

This virus was discovered by Mr McGee whilst searching for The Hulk and at present there is no repair for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys reality.

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