Monday, April 15, 2013

Justin Bieber does something prickish. And now, the weather.

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes"
There was controversy and anger yesterday from a comment left by the Pop Idol and Justin Bieber in the guestbook of the Anne Frank Museum in which he declared that he hoped the Holocaust victim would have been a fan.

The amorphous sexless 19 year old wrote "Truly inspring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." ("Belieber" being a term used by his simpering devoted fans to describe themselves).

His comments have angered many who claim that his comments are self-serving and publicity seeking and ultimately trivialise the tribulations and plight of Annelies Marie Frank who subsequently died in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Nazi Germany.

However, his comments have also sprung up a certain amount of anger from Justin Bieber fans who are frustrated at him paying attention to another girl instead of them.

"She looks well plane and shes only in black and wite", wrote WudDie4YuJustin, just one frustrated forum member from the Justin Bieber official fansite.

"I bet she never even went to the My World Tour eight times like what I did", exclaimed DontStopBeliebin, "and she dont even not know about pain like the hartache that i carnt be with Justin. Love you Justin xxx"

"I bet she lissunned to Justin on an old gramamaphone or summit and it was orl crackly and you cuddent even make out the words", expressed self proclaimed Number 1 Bieber Superfan MrsJustinBieber187, "cus shes a stupid idiot with a mans name in her name"

Anne Frank died in early March 1945 so was therefore unavailable for comment, but a spokesman made up for the purpose of this article released a press statement saying;

"Anne spent her last days in utter misery. Typhus was rife amongst the Jewish prisoners in the camp, killing some 17,000 of them, and Anne herself had developed an infection of scabies. Her mother had previously died from starvation, and she was crammed into an overcrowded barracks watching as her friends were led into the gas chambers. I’m not saying that such conditions would be preferable to listening to the bland insipid designed-by-committee targeted-at-a-very-specific-demographic-who-would-happily-throw-themselves-from-a-rooftop-every-time-he-mentions-the-word-love-in-a-song-which-he-does-several-thousands-times-without-fail identikit white noise that Bieber fans call music, but you never know. She's not here and I can't speak for her."

"The little prick."

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