Grown up fucking adults start arguing about fucking console specifications already.

The Colecovision. Ask your fucking dad.

In a fucking astonishing move that has frankly surprised nobody, grown up fucking adults have already started fucking arguing about which of the yet-to-be-released consoles is the best one.

People whose time would be better served doing voluntary work or running on a treadmill to power some sort of fucking dialysis machine or something have already been comparing the fucking specifications of the forthcoming Playstation 4 and the X Box One and the games that only exist as fucking twenty seconds of pre-rendered footage in a short video clip and determining which of the two will triumph in the forthcoming console wars. And using the phrase Console Wars incorrectly in such a way that gives it an importance one would give to actual wars.

Thousands of paragraphs of text and hundreds of hours of video will be expended on what is effectively a sealed PC in a box capable of playing games, albeit games in a higher resolution and with more 3 colours that have been shown fucking previously. Or something.

Nintendo (whose new campaign for the Wii-U involves attempting to give the hardware away in boxes of cereal) were unavailable for fucking comment.